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Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-02 |
Image Number: |
155711 |
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Dad, if I missed your birthday, would you still want me to get you a gift? Um … Well, yes, I think I would. And if your anniversary slipped my mind? Would you still want a card? I think it would be appropriate. What if I gave you a Father's Day card on the Monday after the third Sunday in June? Wait -- What? Dustin, I'm busy. I can't get this stupid mouse to work. Look - I move the mouse and nothing happens! I click the mouse and nothing happens! I unplugged it and plugged it back in, and still nothing!! I've been at it half the morning. Let me have a look at it. Well, here's the problem. Somebody put a piece of tape over the optical sensor. Happy April Fools' Day.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
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2017-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-01 |
Image Number: |
156005 |
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We don't pay enough in taxes! We should be Europe! April fool. Americans pay more in taxes* than for food, clothing and shelter combined. - Marketwatch. *Fed., state, local.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-05 |
Image Number: |
154597 |
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I just read that Bill Gates is set to become the world's first trillionaire by the year 2042. Which proves this is the greatest country on earth. Where else could one person amass more hundred dollar bills than there are people on earth? You know what I think? I think we should confiscate everything anyone earns over $1 billion and redistribute it. You what? It's only fair, when you think about it. Our billionaires became billionaires by automating and outsourcing and doing all sorts of things that put millions of Americans out of work. Redistributing the excess would give all those people a decent basic income, so they would never have to starve and die just because millionaires wanted to be billionaires. I'm practicing for April Fools. How'd I do? I didn't buy it for a second. Color-blinded.
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2016-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-01 |
Image Number: |
141155 |
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Today's Special: Eggs Benedict Arnold. Ha! Gotcha! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Rina Piccolo |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Tina's Groove |
Viewable Date: |
2016-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-01 |
Image Number: |
140957 |
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It's All Fools Day! I. What is Monica saying? Build your own letter with the dots and lines provided. The first one has been done for you. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2016-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-04-01 |
Image Number: |
6963 |
Caption: |
No caption. (Jester shops for April Fool's Day cards.) |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
Viewable Date: |
2015-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-01 |
Image Number: |
124740 |
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Oh great!! It's April first. This means Edison is going to try to get me with some stupid April Fools' jo - Hey, dad … Oh no … no, no! I'm not having any of it, do you hear me?! Ok. Mom, dad does not want any cheesecake! Something wrong with you? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2015-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-01 |
Image Number: |
124294 |
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What's with the flowers and bow tie? I'm getting ready for my big date. Who are you going with? I'm not sure. Girls always ask me out on April 1st. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2015-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-01 |
Image Number: |
124677 |
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It's tax season! Time to remind you all once more that my I.R.S. doesn't target conservatives! … April Fool. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2014-04-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-22 |
Image Number: |
110444 |
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Thanks for watching my son while I was working, Clyde. Whachoo talkin' 'bout? Is you sayin' you left your kid here for REAL? When you asked me this morning to watch him, I thought that was a April Fools' joke. APRIL FOOLS' IS ONLY ON APRIL 1ST! IDIOT!!! Don't be so hard on y'self. Sometimes I get dates mixed up too. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
Viewable Date: |
2014-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-15 |
Image Number: |
109847 |
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Now I just press "enter" and we find out what we owe … Apparently, the I.R.S. celebrates April Fools' Day on the 15th. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2014-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-02 |
Image Number: |
109258 |
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This just in … We still spend more on education per pupil than any other nation. This isn't a belated April Fools' joke. But it IS a joke. And it's on us. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
Viewable Date: |
2014-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-01 |
Image Number: |
109320 |
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Hee, hee. I get it! This is just a big fat April Fools' joke. School SCIENCE FAIR CANCELED. The principal announced the cancellation. That silly man … always kidding around. They're taking down the poster. All a part of the ruse, I assure you. You guys are too funny, really! Let it go. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
Viewable Date: |
2014-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-01 |
Image Number: |
109257 |
Caption: |
In education news, American kids once again lead the world in their knowledge of math, history, literature and science! Any good April Fools' joke has to have a hint of plausibility … Scientist have discovered dancing ostriches on Neptune! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2014-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-10 |
Image Number: |
15684 |
Caption: |
April 1st. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-04-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-18 |
Image Number: |
95291 |
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Toni … I know we got off to a bad start, and I'm sorry for that. Me too, Mrs. - Nancy. I mistrusted you. But I was wrong. You and Brad are really good together. That means a lot to me. Thank you. So YOU proposed to HIM, huh? On April Fools' Day? It's not a joke! Honest! See? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-02 |
Image Number: |
94413 |
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I get the joke, Toni. I proposed to you last April Fools'. So now you're asking me. Ha ha. It's not a joke. Brad DeGroot, will you marry me? Gulp. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2013-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-01 |
Image Number: |
94853 |
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Are you part of some April Fools' Day hoax? April Fools' Day isn't popular with wolverines, lady. Is it popular with shrews? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-01 |
Image Number: |
94412 |
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Brad, I have something to ask you … You want me to pass the bread? If I asked you to marry me, what would you say? April Fool! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
Viewable Date: |
2013-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-04-01 |
Image Number: |
95096 |
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Don, some folks from Publishers Clearing House are at the door. Apparently you won some money. Wha … ? Ya know, just tell 'em to give it all to the Salvation Army. Ok. I'm not about to fall for any of his April Fools' nonsense. Fwap! Why is there a Publishers Clearinghouse van pulling out of the driveway? |
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