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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-13 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-13 Pub. Date: 2018-01-13
Image Number: 167094
Caption: I had a dream. I dreamt that in 2020, "The Rock" runs for president as an independent. The Republicans nominate Trump again. Democrats are so overconfident that they nominate the corpse of Woodrow Wilson. And while we're all distracted, Congress quietly eliminates elections altogether and they appoint an immortal A.I. as the chairman and CEO of the American Corporate Empire, LLC. I think I like Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech better. I'd tell you the rest, but you might as well just watch "The Matrix."
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-15 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-15 Pub. Date: 2017-05-15
Image Number: 158076
Caption: This just in: A week's worth of oil has been found deep beneath Canardville, a suburb of Candorville. Oil companie … click. Photo of the Trump sons, Uday and Qusay, hunting an endangered bearicorn. The elusive half-bear, half-unicorn hybrid was once thought to be a myth, but ... Click. Putin appoints the notorious oligarch Kovarstvo Prestupnik to head up the newly created "Ministry of Blackmailing White House Stooges." Click. Gilligaaaaan, the Skipper tooooo ... the millionaaaaire ... and his wiiiiiiiiife ...
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-05 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-05 Pub. Date: 2017-04-05
Image Number: 156467
Caption: I'm heading to DC to report on the Democratic party's filibuster against that judge Trump's appointed to the stolen Supreme Court seat. And then I'm going to cover how they all boldly signed on to Bernie Sanders' Medicare-for-All bill. Wait … are you being sarcastic? Then I'm going to cover their stunning refusal to accept any more Wall Street bribes.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-27 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-27 Pub. Date: 2016-12-27
Image Number: 152625
Caption: No, momma, I don't think you should get a reverse mortgage. Why? Well, you know Steve Mnuchin, the guy Donald Trump appointed Treasury Secretary? The bank he ran used to convince old people to get reverse mortgages, then they foreclosed on a lot of those houses for the tiniest of reasons. They foreclosed on one home for an unpaid bill of 27 cents. Yes, I know Magnum P.I. said it's not a scam to steal your house. But if they have to SAY that ... (Sigh) ... Yes, momma, I know how you love Magnum P.I.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-07 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-07 Pub. Date: 2016-03-07
Image Number: 140178
Caption: Donald Trump's not going to win. He's a joke. Not worried about him. That's why you should worry about him!!! What do you mean? Every time an impossible candidate wins, it's because people "didn't worry about him." No one worried about Nixon. Nixon was a has-been. No one worried about Reagan. Reagan was a joke. Barack Obama ... he was a nobody. Who would Trump put on the Supreme Court: Judge Judy? Every time you say that, the Trump smiles.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-06 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-06 Pub. Date: 2013-06-06
Image Number: 97641
Caption: The chickens are all coming home to roost now! Huh? All these scandals have turned everyone who was already against the President against him! Benghazi-gate, email-gate, drone-gate, IRS-gate, appointing-judges-gate … Every single thing isn't another Watergate. Apathy-gate! Time.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-16 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-16 Pub. Date: 2012-12-16
Image Number: 90583
Caption: … So I said "Second term Presidents always stumble by appointing boring nobodies to their cabinet. Dr. Noodle. … "President Obama should appoint Bill Clinton as Secretary of State. It'd be bold. Confident. "He'd keep the enthusiasm of the campaign alive and make his second term like a dream team." ... And that's when my date said "Take me home, this isn't gonna work out." Blah blah blah. When you're slow-dancing, and you whisper sweet somethings in a lady's ear, she never responds like they do in the movies. PhD. ... What? It's supposed to be "sweet nothings." PhD.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-12 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-12 Pub. Date: 2009-06-12
Image Number: 35003
Caption: I don't trust that Latina Judge Obama appointed to the Supreme Court. She was a member of La Raza! Republicans are right, La Raza is "a Latino KKK without the hoods or the nooses." ...Or the violence or the preaching of racial superiority. Other than tha-- oh, and without the long history of terrorism. Other than that, it's exactly the same.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-30 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-30 Pub. Date: 2007-05-30
Image Number: 17383
Caption: In other news, after having outsourced some commander-in-chief duties to a so-called "war czar"… …the president has decided to outsource other typical presidential roles. Oprah Winfrey has just been appointed "photo op czar." When asked for comment, Winfrey directed us to the new "Avoiding-the-question czar," who hasn't returned our calls.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-29 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-29 Pub. Date: 2007-05-29
Image Number: 17382
Caption: Tony, did the president appoint this "war czar" to deflect blame for any future setbacks? That's just ridiculous, Greg. The president accepts full responsibility for the wars… …and feels Lt. General Scapegoat is filling a vital position. You mean "Lt. General Lute"? What did I say?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-28 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-28 Pub. Date: 2007-05-28
Image Number: 17381
Caption: Britain in India. France in Algeria. USSR in Europe… Modern history tells us long military occupations of sovereign nations always fail. As your president, I've come to the only logical conclusion… You're pulling us out of Iraq, sir? I'm appointing a "war czar" to referee bureaucratic squabbles between the State Department and other agencies. Just as wise. Then I'm refusing to give our soldiers a 3.5% pay raise.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-11 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-11 Pub. Date: 2005-11-11
Image Number: 12134
Caption: Dear Google, Please tell me the world has finally noticed me. Google. Lemont Brown. Google Results. 1. Blogs that suck. 2. Bloggers who don't have a clue. 3. Stupid people with stupid blogs. 4. 10 people Bush should appoint to important jobs. Anonymity is underrated.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-18 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-18 Pub. Date: 2005-10-18
Image Number: 11963
Caption: The president's supreme court nominee faces opposition. Mr. President, critics point out that cedar logs aren't qualified to sit on the supreme court. Helen, there's gonna be folks who object because they're partisan, or they're elitist, or even anti-tree. "Anti-tree," sir? Logs come from trees, Helen. Everyone knows that.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-17 appoint 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-17 Pub. Date: 2005-10-17
Image Number: 11962
Caption: President Bush nominates a log to the U.S. Supreme Court. Stretch, go ahead. Mr. President, critics argue that a log isn't the best choice for the Supreme Court. Of course it is. If the log weren't the best choice, I wouldn't have appointed it. I've known this log for years. Chopped fish on it. It's strong. Solid. It definitely won't be an activist judge.
     
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