| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2020-02-12 |
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2020-02-12 |
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181707 |
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That Iowa thing was crazy, right? Yeah. Campaigns and reporters spent a whole year there, and then the party botched the caucuses! … which is pretty strange anyway, if you ask me. Caucuses. Do you want to caucus with me? No thanks, I don't like to caucus. Let's all go caucus together. I thought you were talking about the incompetence. It's one of our least appealing words.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-02-12) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-16 |
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2019-08-16 |
| Image Number: |
178998 |
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I demand to appeal this to the other partners, Mr. Fitzhugh. You removing contraceptive coverage from my insurance is unacceptable. You earn six figures, Garcia. You can afford to buy your lady pills on your own. That's not the point. Health insurance is part of my compensation package. This is like you docking my pay. I expect to be paid in full for my hard work. Communist.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-08-16) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-22 |
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2019-04-22 |
| Image Number: |
177323 |
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My cousin Mafalda just got deported. Seriously? Why? What happened? She went to renew her work visa, and they told her forget it. Didn't even give her a reason. But she runs a health clinic. What about all her patients? What about me? I was about to go in and get a checkup. What? You were not. Now I'll have to wait till she goes back to Mexico, files and appeal, comes back and restarts her clinic. Dios mio. Stop coming up with excuses not to go to the doctor.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-04-22) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-19 |
| Image Number: |
177224 |
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Do you think I'm losing it, Susan? No, Lemont. I mean sure, you're not as philosophical as you were when we were kids … and you seem a lot grumpier … and you lose things a lot more … and you tell me stories I've heard before … but it's super premature to worry that you're going senile ... Still, you might want to get checked out. I was talking about my sex appeal.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-04-19) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-29 |
| Image Number: |
167917 |
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Did you know Youtube is a treasure trove of historic interviews? Last night, I watched Texas Governor John Connally speak. He was in his hospital bed, just days after the and John F. Kennedy were shot in Dallas. He recounted what happened, what was said in the car just before and during the assassination ... and at the end he gave an ominous warning about division in America, and he appealed for tolerance and togetherness. All the commenters agreed he was a little too eloquent, so he must've been in on it. Well, it's good that be brought people together.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2018-01-29) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-20 |
| Image Number: |
167360 |
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Will work for $$$. Will explain the appeal of Donald Trump for $$$. (Originally published on 2016-01-02).
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2018-01-20) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-17 |
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2017-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
157012 |
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My cousin Mafalda just got deported. Seriously? Why? What happened? She went to renew her work visa, and they told her to forget it. Didn't even give her a reason. But she runs a health clinic. What about all her patients? What about me? I was about to go in and get a checkup. What? You were not. Now I'll have to wait till she goes back to Mexico, files and appeal, comes back and restarts her clinic. Dios mio. Stop coming up with excuses not to go to the doctor.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-04-17) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-05-29 |
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2016-05-29 |
| Image Number: |
143396 |
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Whachoo think of Hillary Clinton, bruh? I think she's not Donald Trump. George W. Bush was not Donald Trump, either. You know who else wasn't Donald Trump? Herbert Hoover wasn't Donald Trump. The best thing about Trump is, he's helped me realize there've been an awful lot of Americans who haven't appealed to our baser instincts. By comparison, I now respect a lot more people than I used to. And that makes me happy. But whachoo think of Hillary Clinton? Justin Bieber is no Donald Trump. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2016-05-29) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
137118 |
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Will work for $$$. Will explain the appeal of Donald Trump for $$$. (Originally published on 2016-01-02). |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2016-01-02) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-22 |
| Image Number: |
132813 |
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Come one, little man, eat your Brussels sprouts for daddy. No! If you DO eat your Brussels sprouts, you'll grow big and strong. No! If you DON'T eat your Brussels sprouts, you'll grow up short and puny. No! So what you're saying is positive appeals fail just as often as negative appeals. No! |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2015-09-22) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-11 |
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2015-07-11 |
| Image Number: |
129286 |
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I can't believe your son's almost three, and I've still never met him. When I won custody, my ex agreed not to appeal the decision as long as Lionel's never in your presence. Roxanne doesn't want Lionel to know there are women out there who're much nicer than she it. Yeah, well it's awful that she singled me out. She didn't. Legally, I'm only allowed to date ladies I meet on stuckupharpy.com. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2015-07-11) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-04-16 |
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2015-04-16 |
| Image Number: |
125565 |
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How's it coming? This profile I wrote for you will definitely appeal to a good man, Susan. "Looking for a gentleman who's into science fiction, who's not afraid of crying, and who thinks about calling his mother every day. Actually calling his mother every day would be kind of stalker-ish." Maybe I'll write my own profile after all. "Must be ok with my having a virile male best friend." |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2015-04-16) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-28 |
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2014-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
109226 |
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I don’t want to talk about Russia. That's not what we are. "What we are"? We're heat. We're passion. We're scandal. You can't mix that with talk of geopolitics. What if we end up agreeing? Our whole "fire and ice' dynamic would go up in smoke. Yeah … I guess I agree. ... Aaand I've lost interest. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2014-03-28) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-02-23 |
| Image Number: |
93620 |
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I'm tired of Republicans saying we need to change our policies in order to appeal to the rising tide of Latino voters. We don’t need to change our message, we only need to change the way we communicate it. Thank God For Culture Clash. How do you say "go home" very politely in Spanish? Did you know "Rosetta Stone" costs as much as a small country? Thank God For Culture Clash. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2013-02-23) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-03-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-03-23 |
| Image Number: |
77682 |
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I demand to appeal this to the other partners, Mr. Fitzhugh. You removing contraceptive coverage from my insurance is unacceptable. You earn six figures, Garcia. You can afford to buy your lady pills on your own. That's not the point. Health insurance is part of my compensation package. This is like you docking my pay. I expect to be paid in full for my hard work. Communist. CEO of the Year 2002. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2012-03-23) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-02-18 |
| Image Number: |
76408 |
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What's wrong? The appeals court declared California's proposition 8 unconstitutional. I thought you'd be thrilled about that. When the AP app on my iPhone first told me, I thought "Right on." A half hour later, the MSNBC app on my phone told me the same thing. And I thought "Man, you guys are slow. That's old news." America's attention span is dead, Susan. And we wonder why newspapers are dying. 30 minutes might as well be a whole week. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2012-02-18) |
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Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-06-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-06-19 |
| Image Number: |
62129 |
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On today's Sunday Morning Political Show, we discuss the extension of the Patriot Act. Here to discuss this President Obama from 2011. Thanks, Tom. The Patriot Act helps us spy on terrorists in the USA, helping us thwart vague threats I won't bother to tell you about. Renewing it was just plain right. Our next guest: Senator Obama from 2005. Hello, Tom. This legislation puts government above the law. Warrantless searches ... No right to appeal ... This is just plain wrong. Tom, me from 2005 I naive and a threat to national security. Tom, me from 2011 is a power-mad tyrant. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2011-06-19) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
58577 |
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Clyde … sure, you're a thug, and you make awful decisions. But you're also the only friend I have who's actually met Roxanne. The judge said my lawyer and I can't say anything bad about her in the custody hearing. But maybe as a witness, YOU could slip in some really underhanded, mean comments about her ... ... just to contrast the part where you talk about how ethical I am. That reasoning appeals to me. It does? Never mind, then. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2011-03-15) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
21743 |
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Candorville Chronicle. Problem is, our readership's aging. In a decade or so, our most loyal readers'll be gone. We've got to figure out how to appeal to new and younger demographics. Hold on. Jane, our elderly readers are complaining, so get rid of the new comics and bring back "The Oldersons." Anyway, as I was saying... |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2011-03-01) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2010-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
51239 |
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Editors discuss results of a reader survey … Sir, if we don't replace "Cathy" with something that appeals just as much to the female demographic, we'll lose 29% of our readers. Not to worry, Olsen. I took care of it. I have Cathy grooming her replacement right now. No ... with more angst. First of all ... brotha ain't sayin' "ack." Second, I ain't wearin' this @#$%. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2010-08-26) |
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