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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-12 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-12 Pub. Date: 2019-08-12
Image Number: 178994
Caption: … So I replied What do you mean your charging me $90 for my birth-control pills? My insurance covers those. And guess what the pharmacist said, Mr. Fitzhugh. I couldn't begin to guess. He said Apparently your employer switched you to a new plan that doesn't cover sluttiness. Sir, did you say to pretend you have an important call after ten minutes, or after fifteen? Five! Explain.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-28 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-28 Pub. Date: 2019-02-28
Image Number: 176500
Caption: Is your boy still worried red meat will kill you? No. Apparently I changed the subject. He asked me Daddy, what is red meat? So I said Usually it's a cow. He said A cowy? Why do you want to eat a cowy? A cowy doesn't want you to eat her! So instead of worrying that meat will kill me, now he's worrying that I'm going to eat all the animals. This is why I only eat with grownups. He tore up our zoo pass.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-10 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-10 Pub. Date: 2018-12-10
Image Number: 175375
Caption: Hey! What time's the bus come? Excuse me. You're supposed to say excuse me, not hey. Didn't your parents ever teach you that? Excuse-me-not-hey, what time's the bus come? Are you being smart with me? No. I'm apparently being smart all by myself.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-04 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-04 Pub. Date: 2017-11-04
Image Number: 164420
Caption: You know how China built all those huge mega-cities, expecting people to flock to them, but they're still mostly empty? It's kind of ruined one of my all-time favorite movies: "Field of Dreams." Apparently if you build it, they don't come. I posted an article about that on my site, but nobody's read it ... That's more proof. Dios mio.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-08 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-08 Pub. Date: 2017-09-08
Image Number: 162346
Caption: Dick Fink, come in here for a second, will you? Ok, Ms. Garcia. The CEO called me into his office today to ask why our nemesis, McMahon, Tate, Stephens and Evans, called him for a reference. He was furious. Almost fired me. Apparently someone sent them my resume, and said the best time to call would be 3 a.m. Do you know anything about this? No. But I'll prevaricate ... I mean, investigate ... this thoroughly.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-09 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-09 Pub. Date: 2017-07-09
Image Number: 159502
Caption: It's hard to debunk the whole "fake news" thing when so-called "journalists" keep lying, or keep not correcting their "mistakes" take Joy-Ann Reid, for instance. Who she? She has a show on MSNBC. The other week, after that former Bernie-supporter shot at those congressmen ... somebody tweeted "too soon to mention Bernie owes his entire political career to the NRA? Particularly his support of assault rifles his R opponent decried?" "Journalist" Joy-Ann Reid retweeted that, adding "I hope we have the maturity as a country to confront facts like this at the same time we're thinking of victims and keeping level heads." But it wasn't a fact. Sanders opposed assault rifles. The NRA backed him in that one race to punish the Republican who'd just changed his position on assault rifles. A Vermont gun store owner said at the time, "At least [Bernie's] consistent" with his opposition to semi-automatic rifles. A simple Google search would've told her that, apparently Joy-Ann Reid doesn't even Joy-Ann read. This whole thing was so you could say that joke, wasn't it.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-26 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-26 Pub. Date: 2016-08-26
Image Number: 147666
Caption: You've really never had a dream, Clyde? Never, dawg. I always thought if I met an Atlantean, he'd look more like Aquaman. Get it? The ancient Greek historian Herodotus wrote about Atlantean refugees who lived on Mount Atlas. They apparently never dreamt. Unlike you, they were vegetarians. Maybe that's why you didn't get it. You need to work on your inside jokes, bruh.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-17 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-17 Pub. Date: 2016-02-17
Image Number: 139236
Caption: When I was little, I used to dream about a past life. I totally believe that. I used to, too. I would often sing a strange song in my sleep. Papi recorded it one night and brought it to a linguist. He recognized it as the language Nahuatl. From my dreams and the song, we deduced that I was an ancient Aztec warrior, living on one of the islands of Tenochtitlan. Apparently I led some sort of insurrection against the Spanish. In my past life, I was a hedgehog.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-30 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-30 Pub. Date: 2015-04-30
Image Number: 126133
Caption: Dick Fink, come in here for a second, will you? Ok, Ms. Garcia. The CEO called me into his office today to ask why our nemesis, McMahon, Tate, Stephens and Evans, called him for a reference. He was furious. Almost fired me. Apparently someone sent them my resume, and said the best time to call would be 3 a.m. Do you know anything about this? No. But I'll prevaricate ... I mean, investigate ... this thoroughly.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-29 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-29 Pub. Date: 2014-08-29
Image Number: 115532
Caption: You've really never had a dream, Clyde? Never, dawg. I always thought if I met an Atlantean, he'd look more like Aquaman. Get it? The ancient Greek historian Herodotus wrote about Atlantean refugees who lived on Mount Atlas. They apparently never dreamt. Unlike you, they were vegetarians. Maybe that's why you didn't get it. You need to work on your inside jokes, bruh.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-01 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-01 Pub. Date: 2013-07-01
Image Number: 98732
Caption: IN a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that racism is over. In a related ruling they've gutted the 1965 Voting Rights Act. Apparently fifty years of making it harder for former Jim Crow states to prevent minorities from voting seems to have done the trick. What was that, Chad? Oh ... My bad ... The court ruled that NOTICING racism is over. The court has left the NOTICING of noticing racism intact.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-04-21 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-04-21 Pub. Date: 2013-04-21
Image Number: 95578
Caption: All I'm saying is, if you're going to tell a science fiction joke, it can't be about something so obscure. It's not obscure, it was on TV for five years! I still don’t see why "in and alternate universe, they're rebooting 'Sliders'" is funny. I can't explain it to you. No joke is funny once it's explained. (Sigh.) Fine. "Sliders" was a show about alternate universes. Apparently you can explain why a joke is NOT funny. I don't get it. What do you mean?
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-19 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-19 Pub. Date: 2012-03-19
Image Number: 77678
Caption: … So I replied "What do you mean you're charging me $90 for my birth-control pills? My insurance covers those." And guess what the pharmacist said, Mr. Fitzhugh. I couldn't begin to guess. He said "Apparently your employer switched you to a new plan that doesn't cover sluttiness." Sir, did you say to pretend you have an important call after ten minutes, or after fifteen? Five! Explain.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-29 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-29 Pub. Date: 2011-10-29
Image Number: 67159
Caption: The judge gave you full custody of Lionel?! Yeah! I won! Dios mio, Lemont! I'm so happy for you! I've never won anything in my whole life!!! Of course you have! You have friends who love you, you do what you like to do for a living, and you've got your health. And apparently you don't ever go hungry. Quit while I'm ahead!
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-25 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-25 Pub. Date: 2009-09-25
Image Number: 38662
Caption: Are you the anti-universal health care protestor? I'm with Dubble Cross Health Insurance. We can't cover your accident. You'll have to vacate this bed. What? Why? You apparently neglected to mention a pre-existing condition: you once were wrenched from a tight space and a part of your body was severed, resulting in trauma. ... You mean I was BORN? In layman's terms. Well-played. I thought you'd like it. Here's your bill.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-06 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-06 Pub. Date: 2009-06-06
Image Number: 34736
Caption: Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Twitter. twitter.com/candorville. Dick Cheney just refuses to get off my TV. Apparently during the years 2001-2008, his secret undisclosed location was the year 2009.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-14 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-14 Pub. Date: 2008-05-14
Image Number: 23476
Caption: Whachoo mean my HMO won't cover this? Well, they read the police report… You apparently told an enormous thug: "Yo momma so fat that YOU fat 'cause you ate yo' fat momma." Then he sat on your leg. I'm not following. What do "stupidity is a pre-existing condition" mean?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-11-10 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-11-10 Pub. Date: 2007-11-10
Image Number: 19247
Caption: Clyde found a "Rapper Nemesis" already. Really? Former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Apparently he was the only one cold-blooded and gangsta enough for the gig. Clyde's in way over his head. I'll say my last goodbye.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-21 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-21 Pub. Date: 2007-08-21
Image Number: 18333
Caption: So you're marrying my little girl. Apparently. So, uh… workin' hard or hardly workin'? Huh? I don't think my family ever owned yours. You shouldn't go within ten feet of small talk. Purple's an underrated color.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-07 apparently 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-07 Pub. Date: 2007-06-07
Image Number: 17456
Caption: In the year 75066… Why'd the Democratus Congressorus go extinct, L-Munt? Tough to say, Cleeb. Most records from that time period were lost during The Great Burn. Extinct Species. Neanderthal. Democratus. Positivus Rapperus. Archaeologists pieced together what little we know from something called "Fox News Tapes." Talking Headus Fox "News". Apparently, the primitive species' supreme leader was a loud biped called "Hannity."
     
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