I have to research an African-American writer. Toni Morrison is taken. Boo-hoo! Well, name some, smarty pants. Langston Hughes, Jean Toomer. Alice Walker, James Baldwin. So you've had more black history month classes than I've had. Wrong! More English classes. Politically correct point taken.
I hate researching black authors. Teddy! That's racist. It is not! I hate researching white authors just as much. Good to hear. Proof black history month promotes equality. Equal pain.