Stay tuned. News is next..Hello and welcome to I-Witness News. I'm Trish Tringle…In backyard news, two stupid boys were seen chasing someone's cat. Authorities were notified, but no arrests have been made. The suspects are believed to be two white males, height approximately 3'6", weighing 50 to 60 pounds. One may have a loose tooth...If you have information about this incident, please call our Bratstoppers line at 1-800-Groundem. And in the news abroad, the planet rotates a full 360 degrees in the last 24 hours. That's the news. Now here's Biff with sports. Splu gluble spth arph!