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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
21579 |
| Caption: |
You must be running for president. Change. Soda. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-05-08 |
| Image Number: |
47064 |
| Caption: |
Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-11-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-11-05 |
| Image Number: |
89421 |
| Caption: |
Remember how four years ago, Hillary Clinton had the superhuman ability to be all things to all people? Go on. Remember how I pointed out that she was "born" in 1947, the same year as aliens crashed at Roswell? Go on. Did you know Mitt Romney was also "born" in 1947? Go on. Remember when we were kids and I bet you $2 the alien invasion would happen before the zombie apocalypse? Stop. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-12-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-23 |
| Image Number: |
30586 |
| Caption: |
Sigh! Twig! Ryan Beardsley didn't support Obama. Like my president, I am willing to negotiate with those with different views - especially cute guys! He'd have to recognize you exist. Sigh…That would be change I can believe in. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-02-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-02-03 |
| Image Number: |
29874 |
| Caption: |
Pros: Yo' new song is tight. It's positive. Uplifting. It makes it sound cool to be dignified. Cool. Cool. What's the cons? You don't say "n*****" even once. America elected a black man president. I ain't never sayin' "n*****" again. …D'oh! Good, I caught that, I'll jus' splice it in. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-12-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-14 |
| Image Number: |
28484 |
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How's your day goin', Earl? Fair to middlin'. Mark Twain once said if you eat a frog first thing in the morning, the rest of your day will be wonderful. In other words, he was saying to get your worst task out of the way first thing, and then everything else will seem good in comparison. I disagree with that interpretation. Frog legs are actually quite delicious. I think he was saying to eat something really good for breakfast and it'll get your day off to a good start. Do you really believe that? No, but the election's been over for more than a month now, and I miss the arguing. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-12-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-09 |
| Image Number: |
28586 |
| Caption: |
The Obama Transition Team, searching for a new church for the Obamas to attend. Vets Reverend Wilfred. Have you ever associated with criminals, malcontents or degenerates? I'm a minister, ministers minister to . …I mean "sinners." Is alliteration un-American? I believe the Norwegians invented it. So it's French, then? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
28585 |
| Caption: |
Barack Obama hasn't been to church since the election. So? That's proof he's not a righteous man. Proof he only pretended to be religious to win. What else could it possibly mean? What does it mean, I'm being "vetted?" Have you ever said anything even slightly un-American? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
28119 |
| Caption: |
So, you voted for Obama as the realization of Dr. King's dream that we'd all be judged by who we are, not what we are… Check. …and that all of us would have equal rights. Check. And then you voted to take equal rights away from gay people. Check. And you don't see any shameful irony in that. Check. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-17 |
| Image Number: |
28118 |
| Caption: |
You waited in line seven hours? I'da waited 20 to vote for Obama. 400 years. About time America realized everybody on God's earth is equal. Tell it. Except the gays. Say what? Thank God I got to vote to keep THOSE PEOPLE in their place. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-16 |
| Image Number: |
28016 |
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VH1 presents: Where are they now? The Ozzy-the-Undecided-Voter Story. The time was October, 2008. Journalists across the country yearned for him. There wasn't a television show around that didn't broadcast his beaming smile. And for one brief electoral season, Ozzy-the-Undecided-Voter was at the top of his game. Mainstream media. Which one is Obama again? But as sometimes happens in the dog-eat-dog ignoramus industry, his star dimmed like a light bulb over a moron's head. Guess who I voted for? Yawn. And it sent him on a downward spiral. Anonymous Friend. After the election, he started hangin' around the wrong crowd. People who read an' pay attention. He started recognizin' the difference between such things as ketchup an' mustard. I was shocked, an' I was like "What the @#$% did you do with the real Ozzy? Next up, Ozzy hits rock bottom... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
27822 |
| Caption: |
The Starbucks at the end of the world. Refuge for the lost and abandoned. I'm totally lost. Don't know what to do. I'm a cartoonist. I draw a pretty political comic strip. I try to be timely, you know how we do it. Anyway, the election's over already, but since my comics are drawn weeks in advance, it'll be forever before I can even mention who won. That's so lame. Well, why not have your main character be stuck in some sort of limbo for another week? You're not helping. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-05 |
| Image Number: |
27826 |
| Caption: |
Thank goodness the presidential campaigning is over…no more negative attacks. Speak for yourself, Lars…I'm still dating Gloria. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
27819 |
| Caption: |
So whatchoo doin' here, blood? I'm a journalist sent to cover the rescue of John McCain's lost honor. No, I mean whatchoo doin' here. This here the Starbucks at the end o' the world. Nothin' can find this place unless it's lost. Or abandoned. You mean "No one," right? Pass the chocolate espresso beans. The right to vote. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
27818 |
| Caption: |
The Starbucks at the end of the world. Where the lost and abandoned can find rest, a warm cup and free Wi-Fi. Note to self… We found John McCain's lost honor, but it refuses to come with us. Of course it does. Why go back home to be with someone it hardly knows anymore? Someone it don't respect no more? Someone who keeps throwin' out his brand new Afro sheen? We still talkin' about John McCain? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-02 |
| Image Number: |
27644 |
| Caption: |
Liebold. President: Barack Obama. Thank you for voting for Fritz Golem. What the--? CANCEL. President: Barack Obama. Thank you for voting for Fritz Golem. Who the @#$% is Fritz Golem?! I am Fritz Golem. Your new lord and master. YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR DEMOCRACY TO ME. YOU WILL SURRENDER YOUR FREE WILL. YOU WILL BRING ME A HAZELNUT LATTE FROM STARBUCKS. I won't set foot in Starbucks for anyone. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-11-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
27643 |
| Caption: |
So John McCain never left you behind in Vietnam? No. I came here of my own accord after the divorce. I caught him in bed with dishonor. Embracing those who had attacked his wife and baby. Implying his opponent was a terrorist-sympathizer with inappropriate thoughts about kindergarteners. Spending the entire month of September approving campaign ads that blatantly lied. Letting his running mate incite hate at her rallies. So, I divorced him. I became a salmon, swimming upstream to the place where I was born. I take it you got custody of the metaphors. Let me know when you decide to rant, and I'll come over and interrupt. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-10-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-31 |
| Image Number: |
27642 |
| Caption: |
Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 18: We found McCain's long-lost honor. After Karl Rove's lies destroyed John in 2000… …he told me: "My God…the genius of that. "The will to do that perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure." That's when he realized, they were stronger than he was. You couldn't stay to talk him out of becoming just like them? I had frequent flyer miles that were about to expire. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-10-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-30 |
| Image Number: |
27641 |
| Caption: |
I remember in South Carolina, 2000. McCain had sworn to be honest. Honorable. But we went there and the Bush people had spread lies and innuendo about him and his wife. The HORROR. He wept like a child. And then he said to me… …that nobody should ever do that stuff to anyone? No, he said "Wait, we can do that?" But good guess. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-10-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
27640 |
| Caption: |
Did they tell you why they sent you, embeds? Why they want you to reunite me with John McCain? They said his campaign had gone totally insane. That his methods were unsound. Do you think his methods are unsound? Honor. I don't see… any methods… at all, sir. Are you assassins? We're journalists. So that would be a "yes"? |
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